God's Country

by Billy Bob Whitaker

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1.
Well this here's god's country You got god, jesus & trump They're dukin' it out for the ultimate sacrifice Well this here's god's country You got god, jesus & trump If you don't like it, well, you can get the hell out! Trump He's layin' it down for his country Jesus He's layin' down his life God He's doin' everything, to keep you away from strife Come on! Well this here's god's country You got god, jesus & trump They're dukin' it out for the ultimate sacrifice It's god's country You got god, jesus & trump And if you don't like it, well, you can get the hell out, brother! You keep talkin' your talk, i ain't listenin' God, jesus & trump That's a triple threat you can't deny You got god, jesus & trump As american as apple pie Well you got Trump Layin' it down for his country Jesus Layin' down his life God He's doin' everything, to keep you away from strife And this here's god's country You got god, jesus & trump They're dukin' it out for the ultimate sacrifice Well this here's god's country You got god, jesus & trump And if you don't like it, well, you can get the hell out!
2.
I'm off to the bar to see what awaits Hot damn! so many ladies all over the place Laughin' and dancin' and drinkin' baccardi Gettin' kinda wild at a bachelorette party Now just look at all of these beautiful faces And here i go, lookin' for love in all the wrong places This girl's givin' me the eye, and so i had a hunch I thought, maybe i could pick a wife out of this bunch? She's got the long blond hair and the daisy duke jeans She's shakin' that thing like i've never seen The way she's ridin' the mechanical bull Hot damn! that girl could rock my world But she's been with all my boys and i'm the next in line She's pounding down shots like it's closing time She comes up to me and i say, "i don't want no drama I'm just lookin' for a girl that i can bring home to my mama Yeah i'm just lookin' for a girl that i can bring home to my mama" My mama loved my papa and she raised her boys right Cleanin' the house and cookin' every night Tucked her boys in at night with a kiss on the cheek And bakin' apples pies at least once a week Take the family to church, yeah she ain't no sinner Cornbread and chicken every sunday dinner Now i'm here at the bar, and she wants to have some fun But how will i know if she's the right one? She's got the long blond hair and the daisy duke jeans She's shakin' that thing like i've never seen The way she's ridin' the mechanical bull Hot damn! that girl could rock my world But she's been with all my boys and i'm the next in line She's pounding down shots like it's closing time She comes up to me and i say, "i don't want no drama I'm just lookin' for a girl that i can bring home to my mama Yeah i'm just lookin' for a girl that i can bring home to my mama" Hot damn girl! Here we go Now let me tell you how the story ends Well, i open my eyes, and there she was Guess i must have packed on a healthy buzz Got hitched then split down to tijuana Runnin' away from the day when i have to bring her home to my mama Good lord! She was shakin' that thing like i've never seen The way she's ridin' the mechanical bull Hot damn! that girl could rock my world But she's been with all my boys and i'm the next in line She's pounding down shots like it's closing time She comes up to me and i say, "i don't want no drama I'm just lookin' for a girl that i can bring home to my mama Yeah i'm just lookin' for a girl that i can bring home to my mama" I guess she got the best of me.... Hot damn!
3.
Even Keel 03:41
Well he lost his job to covid-19 It's so hard to fill the tank with gasoline But he goes where he needs to go, he keeps his cool Still pickin' up the kids from school He's pickin' up the groceries with relative ease Still livin' off the government cheese Comin' straight home to greet his wife, he says "I couldn't ask for a better life" Now life's been rough but this is how they feel They're still living on an even keel Still got their home and a decent set of wheels And they're getting by on an even keel When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade Or sip an ice cold brew in the shade Now it may cost money to provide for you and me But livin' in america is always free She stays at home with the newborn, yeah she knows her place Her whole world lights up when she sees her kid's faces Bologna sandwiches with a drink box And they're off to school, and she cleans up the house Now when her man lost his job they almost lost all hope Now uncle sam pays the bills and she still watches her soaps And when he comes home she says, "how was your day?" He says, "thank god for the u.s. of a" Now the money's been tight but this is how they feel They're still living on an even keel They could have slipped on life's banana peel But they're getting by on an even keel No matter what comes their way they soar like an eagle They're taking chances like evel knievel Now it may cost money to provide for you and me But livin' in america is always free Still livin' on an even keel Gettin' by on an even keel Still livin' on an even keel He loves her, and she loves him all right They're gettin' by although the money is tight And when he comes home everyday, he says, "Thank goodness for the u.s. of a" Now life's been rough but this is how they feel They're still living on an even keel Still got their home and a decent set of wheels And they're getting by on an even keel When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade Or sip an ice cold brew in the shade Now it may cost money to provide for you and me But livin' in america is always free Gettin' by on an even keel Still livin' on an even keel Livin' in america is always free Remember that
4.
I got american flags that everyone one can see Another flag here says "don't tread on me" Don't you see my signs posted on my trees? This one here says private property Another one here says to "keep off the grass" Better curb your dog or i'll put my foot up your ass Don't argue with me, you see, i know my rights, this one says "Trespassers will be shot on sight" I'll be standin' my ground morning noon and night Don't mess with me cuz i know my rights And i'll be standin' my ground, and you best be walkin' Or i'm lettin' my gun doin' all the talkin' I'm standin' my ground, it's the only solution It's in the bill of rights, it's in the constitution I'm standin' my ground, if you're standing around I'll be keepin' this country safe and sound I took a ride in my truck just to get fresh air and i thought to myself, "Well, it's five o'clock somewhere" I'm off to the bar to get a drink in me You see I'm never lookin' for trouble, but trouble finds me You're talking that trash, i said, "keep it down please" Keep on runnin' that mouth, i put my hand on my piece I'm just a regular joe, just a tom, dick, and harry But i know a little thing called conceal and carry I'm standin' my ground morning noon and night Don't mess with me cuz i know my rights And i'll be standin' my ground, and you best be walkin' Or i'm lettin' my gun doin' all the talkin' I'm standin' my ground, it's the only solution It's in the bill of rights, it's in the constitution I'm standin' my ground, if you're standing around I'll be keepin' america safe and sound Standin' my ground Standin' my ground Now i know what you're thinkin', and i know what you're sayin' You're saying, "mister, you best be doin' some prayin' You're a fine upstanding gentleman as far as i can tell But your trigger happy ways will send you straight to hell" And i say, "i know the word of god, i know the truth, he said, 'eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth' Don't put the blame on me, cuz i'll call you a liar Cuz if you were in my shoes you'd be fightin' fire with fire" I'll be standin' my ground morning noon and night Don't mess with me cuz i know my rights And i'll be standin' my ground, and you best be walkin' Or i'm lettin' my gun doin' all the talkin' I'm standin' my ground, it's the only solution It's in the bill of rights, it's in the constitution I'm standin' my ground, if you're standing around I'll be keepin' the whole god damn world safe and sound That's a fact!
5.
Well she went out one evening to the local saloon She met a honky tonk fella who took her back to his room And although she never saw him, again A couple weeks later the morning sickness began So even though her heart may have never mended She's doin' what the good lord intended And another good christian life won't have ended Because she's doin' what the good lord intended Cuz in this life there ain't no planned parenthood You take what the good lord gives you, and make good And sometimes you make good 7 or 12 times over But watching them grow is like finding a four leaf clover Yes it is And that girl was taught to do the best that as she could Cuz that fine young lady is of my flesh and blood Yes she is And if i gave up on my children it'd be a damn shame Damn straight Cuz who would carry on the whitaker family name? So even though her heart may have never mended She's doin' what the good lord intended And another good christian life won't have ended Because she's doin' what the good lord intended And that's a fact
6.
Now in the middle of the desert is the city of lights It's a magical place full of magical nights Now i was in town to play a show And after the gig, hit the casino I was gettin' comped at the slot machine By the finest young waitress you ever did see Now this girl was a stone cold fox She asked "what'll it be?", i said "love on the rocks" Thanked her the drink and gave her a tip I asked her to join me for a night on the strip I was willing to wait until she got off the job So i could introduce her to billy bob Now i've been around the world on many different stages Met a lot of women, seen a lot of faces But i've got a story that's one for the ages Oh what i wouldn't give for that one night in vegas Cuz i didn't know if i would see her again Got hitched in the chapel, halleluah, amen And i would give up being rich and famous So i could relive that one hot night in vegas From caesar's palace to the bellagio Man there wasn't a casino that we didn't go We saw show after show and took shot after shot And what happened next, well i damn near forgot Woke up with a ring on my finger Man i wish that was a memory that still lingered Pick myself up off the bathroom floor Looking at pictures from the night before You're in the cocktail dress, and i was shirtless With elvis presiding over the service Now i know it's vegas but we sure moved fast, So is this a thing that's gonna last? Now i've been around the world on many different stages Met a lot of women, seen a lot of faces But i've got a story that's one for the ages Oh what i wouldn't give for that one night in vegas Cuz i didn't know if i would see her again Got hitched in the chapel, halleluah, amen And i would give up being rich and famous So i could relive that one hot night in vegas Everybody thought we were doin' wrong But after all these years we're still going strong But that memory has damn near faded Oh what i wouldn't give for that one hot night in vegas Now i've been around the world on many different stages Met a lot of women, seen a lot of faces But i've got a story that's one for the ages Oh what i wouldn't give for that one night in vegas Now i've been around the world on many different stages Met a lot of women, seen a lot of faces But i've got a story that's one for the ages Oh what i wouldn't give for that one night in vegas Cuz i didn't know if i would see her again Got hitched in the chapel, halleluah, amen And i would give up being rich and famous So i could relive that one hot night in vegas Man, i wish i could turn back time
7.
Now in this nation, we got flags of all types From the confederacy to the stars and stripes So whether you're from the north, or you're from the south Just show it with pride, that's what it's all about Cuz in this land of liberty Ain't no one allowed to mess with your property What's yours is yours, and what's mine is mine So keep off my grass, can't you read my signs? Whatever they say, you just take it in stride Cuz you just can't keep it on the inside So wherever you're from, there ain't nothin' to hide And whatever you wear baby, you wear it with pride You wear it with pride now now You wear it with pride Now i know that these people have their good intents With all this hullabaloo about these monuments It don't matter if it's lincoln or robert e. lee Well you just can't erase all this history So while we're all citizens of one proud nation There's no denyin' the pride of our generations So for those tryin' to hide the confederacy Well i thought this was the land of democracy Whatever they say, you just take it in stride Cuz you just can't keep it on the inside So wherever you're from, there ain't nothin' to hide And whatever you wear baby, you wear it with pride You wear it with pride now now You wear it with pride Gee-tar! You put it on your clothes and you put it on your land And it's your right i just don't understand And all these people tryin' to squash our voice But whatever happened to the freedom of choice? So whatever they say baby, you just take it in stride Cuz you just can't keep it on the inside So wherever you're from, there ain't nothin' to hide And whatever you wear child, you wear it with pride You wear it with pride now now You wear it with pride And that's a fact
8.
Well it's friday night and the weekend's arrived Wanna do something different, wanna feel more alive But whatever it is, i gotta tie on a buzz Ain't doin' no drivin', gotta avoid the fuzz Then all of a sudden i heard a train whistle I got so excited, i whipped out my pistol I shot it in the air, i was hootin' and hollerin' Now i know it's the train tracks that i'll be followin' All aboard this drinkin' train Gotta drink a shot of whiskey, gonna feel no pain Gonna find me a good little honky tonk And that'll be the stop that i hop off Gonna find me a lady, gonna dance all night Pass out in a field underneath a moonlight And when i wake up with a pain in my brain Gonna hop on that train and do it again Well it's saturday mornin' and my head's a fog Gotta get me a little bit'a hair of the dog And I thought to myself, am i doin' any harm? Should i get to my cattle, get back on the farm? But off in the distance i hear that chuggin' sound I hop right on & i'm chattanooga bound Gonna find me a bar with a honky tonk band Play texas hold 'em, get a few winnin' hands Flop Turn River All in! All aboard this drinkin' train Gotta drink a shot of whiskey, gonna feel no pain Gonna find me a good little honky tonk And that'll be the stop that i hop off Gonna find me a lady, gonna dance all night Pass out in a field underneath a moonlight And when i wake up with a pain in my brain Gonna hop on that train and do it again Now it's sunday mornin', and i've started my search Gotta repent my sins, gotta find me a church And after i get my life back on track Gotta find me a train and head on back Now you could say i'm just goin' through a phase Should i give up my gamblin' and drinkin' ways? But i just spoke to god and he forgave my sins Now i'm drinkin' and trainin' all over again All aboard this drinkin' train Gotta drink a shot of whiskey, gonna feel no pain Gonna find me a good little honky tonk And that'll be the stop that i hop off Gonna find me a lady, gonna dance all night Pass out in a field underneath a moonlight And when i wake up with a pain in my brain Gonna hop on that train and do it again And that's a fact, jack
9.
Now i have drivin' from sea to shinin' sea And it seems like this land ain't made for you and me From the fruited plains to the rolling hills This country is dotted with these damn windmills, now These things, they shouldn't be legal I saw one lop a head off a bald eagle And that's not the only thing i've seen get murdered How 'bout the good ol' american worker? America, how are ya'? Oh say can you see This world is changin' but don't cha forget This land was made for you and me America the beautiful God shed his grace on thee Now they're giving it away, but i'm here to say I'm takin' it back for you and me And what kinda folks are we talkin' about? We're talkin', coal miners down in west virginia And some good ol' frackers down in pennsylvania On off shore rigs off the gulf coast Yeah these are the kind of folks we care about the most Now the wind may be blowin', but soon it will stop While these good ol' boys are workin' around the clock Now, i'm not sayin' that these machines are evil But you gotta give this land back to the american people America, how are ya'? Oh say can you see This world is changin' but don't cha forget This land was made for you and me America the beautiful God shed his grace on thee Now they're giving it away, but i'm here to say I'm takin' it back for you and me And that's a fact, jack America, how are ya'? I know our flag is still there So i'm here to take you back With bombs burstin' in the air America the beautiful God shed his grace on thee And don't forget the most important part This land was made for you and me And you best believe that!
10.
Got hitched to a lady named lucille She liked me for my money and my automobile Though in the end she didn't get it all She got a couple kids out of the deal Then i married a woman named doreen She tossed around my heart like a washing machine And the money and the kids were again at stake But by then i knew the routine And i've got regrets with all my ex's Heartbreaks from coast to coast And though it felt real good to walk away It's the kids and the bank account that hurt the most I met a girl from new york city She had a big heart and was awful pretty But she just couldn't change my country ways So we had to part, and ain't that a pity Then i met a girl from san antony She said she loved me the same, but it was all phony She acted the part all the way to the altar And now she's ridin' the alimony pony And i've got regrets with all my ex's Heartbreaks from coast to coast And though it felt real good to walk away It's the kids and the bank account that hurt the most And i've got regrets with all my ex's Heartbreaks from coast to coast And though it felt real good to walk away It's the kids and the bank account that hurt the most Yeah bein' on the road is my claim to fame And love 'em and leave 'em is the name of the game But every now and then i start to wonder If this life i lead is the thing that's gonna take me down under? Told you about gettin' hitched in tijuana Well eventually i had to bring her home to my mama She disapproved and then the thing was doomed And pretty soon well, she was a goner And that cocktail waitress from vegas We're still together, and ain't that outrageous But when she learns of my sordid past Man, i'll look like a big ignoramous, that's for sure And i've got regrets with all my ex's Heartbreaks from coast to coast And though it felt real good to walk away It's the kids and the bank account that hurt the most And i've got regrets with all my ex's Heartbreaks from coast to coast And though it always felt real good to walk away It's the girls and my heart and the kids and the bills and my credit and the bank account That hurt the most

about

Billy Bob Whitaker is a bit of an enigmatic character, so piecing together a biography has proven to be a tad difficult to say the least. There are some stories that a few of his associates can vouch for, and others that may solely exist in his own mind. What is known for sure, is that Billy Bob is smart enough to know that adding a bit of legend goes a long way in endearing his character to an audience, especially in the world of country music, where legend can often supersede the music itself.

At least we are confident in knowing the details of his childhood, as this information has been confirmed by various family members. William Robert Whitaker III was born to William and Mary Lynn Whitaker in 1968, on the 11th day of December (or as Billy Bob will say, “the Devil’s birthday”), in the small town of Levant, ME, located just northwest of Bangor. At the time, Bangor and its surrounding areas were known primarily for its lumber & paper industries, as well as housing one of the University of Maine’s many campuses. “There weren’t a lot of ways to escape where I grew up,” says Billy Bob. “Unless you had the money to go to college and get the hell out of town that way, you were pretty much destined for the sawmill. I had 9 brothers and sisters, and we grew up dirt poor, so education was never an option for me. That was okay though because I was never into that liberal crap anyhow. I had to figure another way out.”

Heavily influenced by the burgeoning outlaw country movement of the 1970’s, Billy Bob began playing guitar and writing songs every now and then. He hadn’t taken music too seriously until almost nearly losing his middle finger in a sawing accident. “They were able to reattach my finger and all, but that was the turning point, a sign from God for sure. That’s when I realized I needed to show my precious middle finger to the whole damn world, you best believe that.” Billy Bob left the lumber yard for good and began his life as a vagabond, with just a guitar and a few bucks to his name.

After that, the details get quite fuzzy. Billy Bob was discovered much later in life busking on the streets of Nashville, after what he claims had been over 30 years of hopping trains, drinking, popping uppers, downers, taking the odd job, bouncing from couch to couch when the money was tight, and landing in jail various times over the years. He seemed to embody all the necessary outlaw country tropes, but as far as any specific stories, he’ll usually say something along the lines of “Just listen to the music, my life is in the songs.”

This mysterious nature is what seems to have driven most folks away, but one person that never gave up on him was Don “the Colonel” Walsh, owner and CEO of Freedom First Records. “I just knew that the only way people were going to catch on was if someone invested in him, and I was the man to do that” says Don. “Besides, he claimed he could play a bit of everything, so I figured if he wasn’t pulling my chain, I wouldn’t have to front too much cash. Also, if things didn’t work out, at least I could consider the project as a tax write off.”

Don continues, “The only thing I asked of Billy Bob before I signed him was that he curb his brash sensibilities a bit. I really thought he could make a few viable bids for a pop audience. Next thing I knew, he wrote ‘One Hot Night in Vegas’ and that was it, I knew it could work.”
Indeed, this song was tailor made for the pop charts, but did that mean the story behind the song was exaggerated, all for a shameless bid for the big time? Case in point: Billy Bob claims he would give up being rich and famous to relive a drunken, spur of the moment marriage to a cocktail waitress by an Elvis impersonator. Don laughs, “Yeah, sometimes he has delusions of grandeur. He’s definitely confident his music will be successful, so by the time it’s released, who knows? Maybe he will be rich & famous by the time you hear it?”

Don continues, “But man, one thing I can tell you for sure, is that all the marriages he references in his songs has got to be true. It seems like every half hour or so, some broad calls him up in the studio, yells at him, and he is just agitated as all hell, like the Devil himself had taken hold, and we’ll get a good take.”

Billy Bob adds, “Yeah, the Vegas song was a concession for Don, but it was all true. As a retaliation of sorts, I would write something like ‘Standin’ My Ground’, which is also all true. In fact, there was a verse in that song that Don insisted I remove, about a stint I did in LA for gun charges. Apparently, they have some horribly restrictive concealed carry laws there, so after I brandished my pistol in that bar, I got stuck with all these BS gun charges.” Billy Bob laughs, “When I got out, I knew that’s when I had to high tail it to Arizona, that’s for sure!”

So, if we are left to understand Billy Bob primarily through his songs, “One Hot Night in Vegas” and “Standin’ My Ground” are good examples of what lies ahead for the listener. On one hand, he can display a pop sensibility that could lure in folks of all types. On the other hand, he’ll tell you a story, or describe a particular worldview, that truly plays up that classic, outlaw country typecast. “It’s this duality that I think will resonate with lots of folks, young and old,” says Don “which is such a refreshing contrast to the pretty boy ‘bro country’ BS dominating the charts these days.”

Agreed, or as Billy Bob often says, “and that’s a fact, Jack.”

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released June 3, 2022

Additional Musicians:

Chad Lupo: Gee-tar solo on "Even Keel", tasty licks on "Wear It With Pride"
Sammy Barr: Gee-tar solo & tasty licks on "Drinkin' and Trainin'"

Mastered by Chad Lupo

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